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Fifi, Kill!  (Offshoot Productions, 2012)

Basically my collected short fiction from 2008-11. Has all of the stories listed below, plus a couple rare/out-of-print ones and a new novelette. Cover art by A.E. Scott. I’m working on setting the book up with its own website, but chill. I’m a busy thing.

 

Eating Paper: 2010 short fiction sampler
A chapbook I put together with illustrator Asa Brian Ayers to showcase both our work. Contains “Her New Boyfriend Argues with Barking Dogs,” “Investment Real Estate,” “Banana Kid’s Suicide Note,” “They Scream when They Hurt,” “Mary’s Day,” “A Greeting Card,” and “The Dynamist.” There is an eBook version you can download for free on lulu if you’re not in Columbus or Atlanta where we’ll be handing out copies, but I guess if you really, really want a print copy you can e-mail me.

Short stories and novelets

• “And Points Beyond” (the train story) in Semaphore (pdf); in Semaphore Anthology 2010 (New Zealand edition, International edition, pdf); in Midnight Train (forthcoming)
• “Legacy of the Last Invader” (the aliens-want-our-women story) in Sick Things
• “Uncle Rick” (the Unheimliche story) on Nil Desperandum (mp3); in Shadow of the Unknown
• “The Further Adventures of Vance Headstrong and His Time Traveling Bicycle” (the queer pulp adventure story) in Schlock
• “The Death of Urashima Taro” (the fairy tale sequel) in Rapunzel’s Daughters
• “The Foolish Samurai” (the awkward samurai story) in Crossed Genres #31; in Crossed Genres Quarterly #3
• “Floodscape; or, The Invasion Commences” (the very long joke) in Like Frozen Statues of Flesh; in It Came from Her Purse 
• “The Only Friend You Ever Need” (the absurdist monster story) in Crossed Genres #32; in Crossed Genres Quarterly #3
• “Tocatta and #&%$!!” (the alien abduction story) in The Battered Suitcase (online, ebook download, print)

Flash fiction

• “Investment Real Estate” (the alternate history story) on Bloody Bridge Review
• “Feral” (the werewolf story) on 69 Flavors of Paranoia; in REFLUX; in Monster Gallery
• “Her New Boyfriend Argues with Barking Dogs” (the brain transplant story) on amphibi.us
• “Banana Kid’s Suicide Note” (the suicide story) on amphibi.us
• “Being Reasonable” (the bug story) in Daily Flash 2011; in Monster Gallery
• “The Dynamist” (the celebrity story) in Why Vandalism?
• “Two Senses” (the pyromaniac vampire story) in 69 Flavors of Paranoia; in Monster Gallery
• “Only Clowns Come Back” (the dead clown story) in Dead Souls
• “Things That Are Like Children Who Never Grow Up, and Why (the parenthood apocalypse story) in Monster Gallery

Film

• “Breadwinner” (2011)
  Offshoot Productions; Directed by Ben Sostrom; Starring Lindsey Fisher
  Credited as: Lead Writer, Printing Tech, Cast (Poor Relation)
• “I Hate You” (2011)
  Offshoot Productions; Directed by Ben Sostrom; Starring Nicholas Marconi
  Credited as: Cast (Barry Carmichael), Cinematographer
• “Trans/Siberia” (2010)
  Offshoot Productions; Directed by Ben Sostrom and M. Shaw; Starring Ben Sostrom
  Credited as: Cast (Gulag Guard, Billy), Cinematographer
• Magical Ben’s Magical Forest of Wheat (2009)
  Offshoot Productions/Jungle Boy Films; Directed by Ben Sostrom; Starring Ben Sostrom and Sonny Beach
  Credited as: Cast (Billy Goat Dave) – 1 episode, Crew – 3 episodes, Brick Thrower – 1 episode (uncredited)